Suck Me! I'm A Jew!

Shalom everyone! You can all stop kvetching because I'm finally updating the tabloid!

As some of you know my mother is from Poland and she is Jewish, which makes me half a Jew! Which is one of the reasons I am writing write now is because a new wannabe burn book is out!
Most of you are probably thinking "Okay, big deal, there's a new one almost every week!".
Well this time this Burn Book isn't burning, just bitching!

What's the deal with "burning" a fellow Jew, ruchyr?
Seriously? That wasn't a burn! That was just a chance to tell everyone that you are a racist!
Back off UndamyUmbrellla! She is one of Stardoll's newest and most funnest and unique style icons! Fuck off!

I suggest you check into Silver Hill Mental Hospital! The number is 1-866-542-4455 for you!
Don't feel bad, some of the best people have been there! Michael Jackson, Mariah Carey, Liza Minnelli. I think one of the Kennedy's went there too! Oh and I almost forgot! One of my favorite Jews! BILLY JOEL!
Get well!

I'M A JEWISH AND I'M PROUD!
GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT?!
SUCK MY JEWISH CL*T!

Glamour Magazine Released

The first issue of Glamour Magazine is out and for the first time in a long time, it-girl BeverlyHillsHei is gracing the cover! Congratulations to her!

I love the whole theme of the issue! 80's is very in right now with designers like Balmain, 3.1 Phillip Lim, and Matthew Williamson doing updated modern 80's collections right now!

And not only that 80's is in, but the clothes and the graphics, and the girls are amazing!
Dodence_bt did an AMAZING job!
BeverlyHillsHei and UndamyUmbrellla look amazing!
I cannot wait to read the next articles for this issue that come out next month.
So good!

Check out the new issue of Glamour Magazine now!

Springate Splits!

Stardoll's most famous self-proclaimed tranny takes off. But in style ... sorta!

Yes, it seems springate is actually leaving for real this time, sadly! But he decided to do it with an outfit that was kinda chic. An exact replica of the final scene in Breakfast At Tiffany's. His favorite movie.

I gotta say I would have chose a similar outfit for my departure but I'd choose different shoes and I wouldn't wear a beehive/pigtail combo. YIKES!

Oh well!
Farewell Anthony! You will be dearly missed!

NS

I don't think it's LE! I think it's more NS. Nothing special!
The clothes are blah and just plain ugly with hearts and a knockoff Chanel bag with LE instead of the interlocking C's.
I think I'll pass!

Also, sorry for the lack of posts! I haven't been on much!
But that will all change next week.

Shop News

DKNY Spring 2009

DKNY's spring 2009 collection was released in the Starplaza today, and my first reaction is, 'Where is most of the good clothes?!'.
I thought Stardoll didn't do a good job with it.
First it's a real brand and they should of done a better job pixeling and with all that stuff. dodence_bt did a MUCH better job doing that. The way he did it made the clothes look better. Why hasn't Stardoll hired him? He could do WONDERS for Stardoll!
You can check out what he did HERE.
And secondly, I thought they could of picked some better clothes from the show!
(Below is a picture of the clothes I think should of been in the Starplaza)

These clothes are edgy! I like them! Stardoll usually never chooses the clothes from each collection that most people like!
The only DKNY items in the Starplaza I seem to be likeing is the DKNY Ikat Print dress.
The rest is as plain as most of DKNY's spring 2008 collection.

What's The Difference?

Look at these two outfits.
They look the same but what's the difference? Still don't know what the difference is?
The difference is the skirt! The one on the left is from the Jordache collection and the one on the right is the recently released one from the Ellen Page doll.
Why am I writing about this? Well Stardoll has been criticized a lot lately for being lazy and using the same clothes over again or using the same clothes but different colors.
But it seems like Stardoll is getting even lazier when the two skirts look exactly the same.
Come on Stardoll, can you be any lazier?

Bye To The Beauty?

Where is Sudanese.Beauty? In the 'About Me' section on her presentation it says she was last seen 3 weeks ago!

So what does this mean? Does it mean Sudanese.Beauty is gone or does this mean this is more proof that Style_Magazine is Sudanese.Beauty and Model-Selena?
For those of you that don't know, Style_Magazine has been having difficulty logging into her account for the past few weeks but is now back on Stardoll, but her 'About Me' section did say she was "Last Seen: 3 weeks ago", the day before she came back.
Hopefully she comes back. She was one of my favorite elites!

SPOILER! BILL COSBY DOLL!

Oops! My mistake! I thought that was Bill Cosby's doll.
Instead it is the usually fashionable BeverlyHillsHei proving that every fashionista can't always have a great outfit.
All she's missing is a hoagie and some jello pudding and she'd be Bill Cosby!
Sorry Ashley! I understand though, that sweater is a tough thing to pull off.
I give you her an A for effort.

Hacked?

Could the usually feuding writemarycat be pulling an old springate over us and seeking attention?
At the moment writemarycat seems to be hacked, but could she really be hacker or could this all just be a publicity stunt?
A source who is close to a source friends with writemarycat says "My friend who is friends with Mary said Mary said she was gonna leave."
Mary on her new account for now MaryWalkerson is fighting for her account back but if Mary was "planning on leaving" why would she want her account back?
Does this mean the social event of the season is off?

I Hate This Part

No, I'm not talking about the song from the incredibly annoying Pussycat Dolls because I'm not wearing my slutty suit!
This is an open letter to Stardoll!
I'm talking about the part I hate when I save my outfit and go do my make up and I finish and then I realize I look like Boy George with only one eye having make up on.
Stardoll fix your shit! No one wants to look like Boy George or David Bowie.
It's incredibly annoying to keep redoing you make up 50 times waiting for it to get make up on both eyes!
Fix it!

Who Wore It Best Total

Looks like Kahlen08heiress won with 54% 0f the votes leaving 45% of voters loving fakeshaek3's outfit.

Am I reading the score right? Former heiress Kahlen08Heiress wore it better than fakeshake3? Huh.

Could it be because of all the haters picking on fakeshake3?

I personally think fakeshake3 should of won cause she accessorized way better.

Congrats Kahlen!

Already Been Done

Way to think out of the box and be original.
No Isabella.Arci didn't leave Stardoll. If your wondering why she hasn't been posting on Stardoll's Most Hated Website, it is because she and her BFF Noelle_Page decided to go write for their own blog called Memoires Of A Medoll. Still didn't know they even have a blog that has been around for months? Don't worry! Many people didn't know either.
But this article isn't here to diss their blog and hideous style. It's to talk about the fact that Isabella.Arci and her girls stripped down with some Louis Vuitton weeks ago hoping to gain some publicity for their obscure blog. Already been done!
Can't people be original and think out of the box if they want to get attention.
It's like the Britney Spears thing, getting out of her car and flashing her snooter.
It cause a stir the first time but when it happens over and over again it isn't interesting.
But on the bright side this article is a little publicity for Isabella.Arci and Noelle_Page's blog!

Who Wore It Best

Who Wore It Best?

Wearing a Valentino skirt and Alberta Ferreti dress underneath. Who wore it best?
fakeshake3 (left) at the February 2008 Star Awards or former heiress Kahlen08Heiress (right) in her suite.

In my opinion fakeshake3 not because she was the first person who wore this outfit but because her accessories made it work.

So who wore it best? Vote in the poll!

She Escaped!

Just when we thought lusciious.x left the Stardoll scene for good, it seems she escaped the mental institution she was in to come back to Stardoll!

She took the time to update her presentation to inform us that she is back, and also to brag about how "thin" and "wonderful" she is. Also to explain her style by saying it is elegant, sassy and gorgeous.
That's not what I call a homeless person.
But wait, there is good news in this article, it seems she has been gone for a week, which means the institution has found her and returned her to where she cannot harm herself and others.

Yay for us!

The New And Improved Daily Tabloid

I'm here to pick up where the original Daily*Tabloid left off!
For those of you who still think I'm Anna.
Below is some proof that I'm not her.

It's the message Anna sent me on my account saying here is the password, I'm giving you my account, blah blah blah!

So I hope this is enough proof for you all.

And I hope you become regular readers.